Tell me why I just made a huge mistake while at the mall with a friend today… Here’s the story.
So me and my friend were walking down the mall and we approach this little stand with two cute guys. As we’re approaching the cart, one of the cute guys (tall, white guy with a little faux-hawk, goatee, stud earrings and cute eyes/face/smile) comes up to me with a red rose, tells me I’m “a total cutie” (repetitively and out loud), and I go… *looks at the red rose and the cute guy, smiles and looks & points to friend* “do you want it?…” And we continue walking away…
TOTALLY… FUCKING… INVOLUNTARY. Why the FUCK did I do that?!!!
Five minutes later I felt so bad about it that we walked back in the direction of the stand so that I could go back to the guy, but I pussied out and ended up exiting the mall. OMFG! I feel so horrible right now. And damn, I should’ve accepted that rose and flirted with him, too… LOL
When my friend and I were leaving the mall, he was like “damn… by now you would’ve had his number…” LMFAO! SHUT UP, DAVID!
So later on today, we’re going to go back to the mall to get this awesome beanie I saw at AE and this sweater vest at this other awesome store that I forgot about, then we’re going to find that guy again, so I could suck up to him. =P Damn, I’m going all over these scenarios in my head about what he’s going to say to me and how I’m going to react if I see him again tomorrow. HAHA
